Another day, another dolla; Matt sucks, holla holla!

I wrote that. I think it’s pretty clever. I might get it tattooed on one or more of my guns.

And by guns, I mean my biceps.

I’ve been waiting eagerly, but Tony hasn’t bought me any lapdances recently. Suuuucks. I’ll keep playing hard-to-get for now.

I’ve been thinking about what kind of furry I should be. I’ve been thinking about being a cute kitty with whiskers, but bunnies have cooler ears. I don’t know. I wonder what kind of furry Matt would be.

Iuno. Gilmore Girls is on.

xoxo

Frenchie

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