That Time Frenchie Sued Us All

I remember a time a few years back when Frenchie actually got so pissed about us writing about him that he actually took legal action against us. He claimed that we were ruining his reputation and good name within the gay community by writing so many loving things about him. His main complaint was that he didn’t like being romantically associated, even in fiction, with such “low quality man meat.” He’d use any excuse to cover for just not being a hot gay man.

It was actually pretty scary for us. I remember Tony even trying to blame it all on Zach just to get out of trouble. They hate each other to this day. A few years ago, Tony had his first child and he made this whole big thing out of Zach eating his baby Katietedrick Lockard, but to be fair, Tony really was being kind of a dick when he blamed all the writing on Zach.

It all worked out in the end, though. The judge in the case determined that we couldn’t actually ruin the repuatation of someone without a good one to begin with. Judge Judy went on to tell him that he looked like a “complete faggot” and her baliff nodded with a very ethnic grunt.

Now, we just write intentionally dematory things about Frenchie because of double-jeapordy laws.

P.S. Frenchie is a big ol’ poop butt.