To Catch A Frenchie

Frenchie VIII has entered the chat.

 

Frenchie VIII: Are you in here, Zach?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: helo there

 

Frenchie VIII: Hey.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: wuts your name?????????

 

Frenchie VIII: My name is Frenchie.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: mmm frenchie that’s a nice name. wut brings you to dis chat

 

Frenchie VIII: I’m looking for my friend Zach. By the way, what’s your name?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: my name is Franklin. do u have a pic?

 

Frenchie VIII: Yes. It’s not a very good picture.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: can I c?

 

Frenchie VIII: Well, you seem like a nice guy. Ok. Here it is…

 

Frenchie VIII wants to direct connect with you.

 

Frenchie VIII is now directly connected with you.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: mmmmmyeah that looks real nice you hottiey

 

Frenchie VIII: Oh gosh…you’re…you’re making me blush…

 

OhHellYesxoxo: oh gadd that pic is so hottt im so hard now

 

OhHellYesxoxo: u lik video gamez?

 

Frenchie VIII: I love video games. I play them all the time.

 

Frenchie VIII: In fact, I’d rather play video games than hang out with my friends.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: aww why that?

 

Frenchie VIII: Well, my friends don’t really seem to understand me.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: sound like your frienz are real asholes

 

Frenchie VIII: Tell me about it.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: wel I think your so sexy. I want to get you naked LOL

 

OhHellYesxoxo: j/k jk j/k/ jk/ j/k/ jk/ j/k/ j/k/ j/k/ j//k/ /

 

Frenchie VIII: Hahahaha.

 

Frenchie VIII: You are so funny, Franklin.

 

Frenchie VIII: So what video games do you like to play? RPGs, sports, mystery, action?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: want to come over and play 36o wit me?

 

Frenchie VIII: I don’t know if I should. I’m really supposed to be meeting my friend Zach.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: forgit bout zak. He left you all alone I would never do that to you

 

Frenchie VIII: Really?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: really!!!!1!!1!!!

 

Frenchie VIII: You’re so sweet, Franklin.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: so you wana cum ovar? I have halo

 

Frenchie VIII: Well…

 

Frenchie VIII: Alright. Where do you live?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: wel im traveling thro town I am staying at the holiday in

 

Frenchie VIII: Ok.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: u know were tht is?????????/?

 

Frenchie VIII: Yeah.

 

OhHellYesxoxo: kool meet u soon?

 

Frenchie VIII: Yeah, I’ll be right over.

 

Frenchie is away at 8:53:12 PM.

OhHellYesxoxo: see you in a few!11

 

Auto-response from Frenchie VIII: I THINK I HAVE A REAL FRIEND!

 

Frenchie VIII returned at 9:10:25 PM.

 

Frenchie VIII: Why is your hotel room so dark?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: oh the lite bulb blew out lol

 

OhHellYesxoxo: *****light

 

Frenchie VIII: Oh, I see. Lol.

 

Frenchie VIII: So where is the 360?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: the 360 is muh DICK

 

Frenchie VIII: Arrrghhhhh! Noooo!

 

OhHellYesxoxo: come on come on come on DON’T SCREM! DON’T SCREEM OR I WILL FUKIN KILL YOU!

 

Frenchie VIII: akfldjakfdjafkdlfjaMMMMMMMMMM

 

OhHellYesxoxo: do not you bit down on my dixk DON’T!

 

Frenchie VIII: WHHHHYYYYYYY

 

OhHellYesxoxo: admit that im yours! Admit that you love me

 

Frenchie VIII: No, I don’t love you!

 

OhHellYesxoxo: ADMIT IT!

 

Frenchie VIII: Why is it so biiiiiiiig?

 

OhHellYesxoxo: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg

 

Frenchie VIII: *gurgles* Ohhhhh, it’s all over my face!

 

OhHellYesxoxo: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg

 

Frenchie VIII: Please stop!

 

OhHellYesxoxo: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg

 

Frenchie VIII: This is not Halo!

 

OhHellYesxoxo: LOLOLOLOL

 

OhHellYesxoxo has signed off at 9:15:04

 

Frenchie VIII: It tastes so baaadddd!

 

Frenchie VIII: Shit! He left! Urrghhh!

 

Frenchie VIII has signed off at 9:16:00